Transvestia

you talk of a man who changes into a lady once a week. Let me ask you this question: what about a TV who changes into a lady EVERY EVENING? You will probably say: well, that's overdoing it! And I will answer: there are many TV's who would do just that IF THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH IT. The desire to dress is not identical in all TV's. Some are satisfied with dressing once or twice a year. Others more often..others weekly.. and others daily. Of course there are wives and wives....I graded them once from A-plus to F from the standpoint of tolerance and acceptance. Believe me, there are very few who '11 proudly face the world holding hands with Josephine.

Before I forget. There's a movie doing the rounds on television entitled Ski Party. I am sorry I missed it. Here's what TV Guide had to say about it. "Frankie Avalon and his beach buddies do not make youth more palatable in "Ski Pary", what with the boys masquerading as girls to learn about sex appeal. It is, as they say, a drag." Obviously the movie critic is not exactly an admirer of cross- dressers.

And now, THINGS I COULD DO WITHOUT. ..... the TV who says he is dying to dress but somehow never seems to get around to buying any clothes and hints that maybe you should lend him clothes and wig...phooey!

the TV who (and this is the honest truth s'help me) heard that in NY you could not get arrested if you wore trousers, and so proceeded to show up at a TV party wearing his trousers rolled up under his dress, and, upon leaving, he walked down the street in wig and dress with the trousers DOWN! showing below the hem of his skirt!....the TV wife who thinks TVism is wonderful, as long as it is practiced by someone else--not her husband.....TV's who are con- vinced they look like Hollywood starlets and insist on dropping into bars with the hope that they may fool some guy into buying them a drink.. (how crazy can you get!)..... (The only time I've known this to happen, the guy at the bar who bought the drink was

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